It took six months, but I finally sold the Beast. The ol’ ‘88 Suburban and I had some good times, but for the past few years our friendship was strained.
Here, naturally, is a photo tribute to the ‘Burb. It was a good eight years.


Nope. I didn’t feel the 4.5 magnitude earthquake that hit the Seattle region at 5:25 this morning. (The picture above is the actual seismograph of it!) The dog didn’t bark, the cat (sleeping in my room) didn’t freak — aren’t they supposed to be our warning system?
One of the plusses of living in Eastern Washington was the drastically reduced chance of, well, dying in a huge earthquake. But, given the choice between living in Western or Eastern Washington, I don’t mind the risk. The only time I think about Seattle’s location along the Pacific Ring of Fire is when I’m driving over the viaduct going, “Please don’t collapse. Please don’t collapse….”
Partially inspired by Annette’s recent post, I’ll take this opportunity to make a short, annotated list of the earthquakes I’ve experienced.
1. I was fortunate enough to be in the 1992 Landers earthquake in Southern California while visiting grandparents in Palm Springs. Not mentioned in the Wikipedia entry, this 7.3 magnitude earthquake came in two parts, if I remember correctly. I slept through the first half (c’mon, I was 7), but my parents woke me up in time to ride out the second half, crouched in a doorframe (terrified).
2. Sometimes considered an aftershock, the 6.4 magnitude Big Bear earthquake hit three hours after the Landers quake. These memories all blend together into one big earthquake, which sloshed tons of water out of the swimming pool out back and had my 72-year-old grandpa yelling, “Holy shit! Holy shit!” My 69-year-old grandma, dozing in a chair underneath a ceiling fan, woke up and started shouting, “Oh dear God! Oh dear God!”
3. The Duvall Quake in 1996, a 5.3 that hit Seattle in May, was interesting because I was back at my grandparents’ house in Palm Springs. So I missed it. But my stepdad, Brad, didn’t. He was at a Seattle Mariners game when the quake hit — and prompted several giant tiles to fall from the ceiling of the Kingdome. Anyone who followed the Mariners back then is sure to remember that whole Kingdome tiles fiasco.
4. It was early February and I was sitting at the kitchen table at my house in West Seattle, filling out those little Valentine’s Day cards you get at the drugstore. They were probably Looney Tunes ones, or something similar. I suddenly became aware of a distant rumbling, something far across Puget Sound to the west. The rumbling quickly grew closer and louder, perceptibly traveling eastward toward Seattle. By the time the shaking hit, I was halfway to the doorjamb. As it turned out, it was only a 3.9 magnitude quake. But I remember the tremor clearly.
5. That was it until February 28, 2001 — the Nisqually Quake. I was a sophomore in high school, and the earthquake hit when I was standing in line for lunch. I had just visited New York City, so when I felt a slight rumble under my feet, my brain automatically registered it as the subway underground. It took a split second for my reasoning to kick in — “Wait, Seattle doesn’t have a subway system” — and by then the quake had hit. Kids and teachers hit the deck, scrambling under tables and hugging support beams. The quake came in waves instead of violent shaking, and lasted about 45 seconds.
We were told to evacuate the building (our lunchroom was in the basement of an apartment building four blocks south of our school — I know, it’s weird as hell) because chunks of the facade near the roof had fallen onto the sidewalk below. The school building itself, despite being 100 years old, was fine — old wood has a way of swaying and bending.
Initial reports gave the earthquake a magnitude of 6.0, but seismologists later upgraded it to 6.8. No one died, but a few buildings in Pioneer Square had corners that crumbled. Of course, the biggest casualty of that earthquake was the Alaskan Way Viaduct — which, as we all know, still hasn’t quite died.
6. I’d say this morning’s earthquake doesn’t really belong on my list, because I didn’t have a clue it happened until I read the news. The viaduct is still standing, though I’m sure today it will be crawling with engineers checking out its structural integrity. Perhaps the next time I drive on it I’ll be gripping the steering wheel just a little tighter.
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Hello hello hello. Essentially I’m posting to let everyone know I’m still alive. Also, since it’s been forever since I’ve posted, I wanted to give you all a heads up that I will be posting again soon — a number of times. So I don’t procrastinate and end up too lazy to post, I’m posting my intent.
Here are my upcoming topics:
- Upcoming sale/closure of the Seattle P-I
- Viaduct replacement = TUNNEL!
- Lisa’s wonderful visit
- Dogs dogs dogs. Each of my houses got a dog.
- Blu-ray
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This morning I woke up to four inches of snow on the ground, and a whole lot more still falling from the sky. Word is a lot of roads are closed, including the West Seattle Bridge, the main way out of here.
We had snow a few days ago, but it was just a dusting compared to this. Sure, this is not anywhere near the most snow I’ve seen, but it’s a lot for Seattle. I’m glad I have my all-wheel-drive Subaru!
UPDATE: Three hours later, we’ve got about eight inches — if not more — of snow. It’s absolutely dumping here.
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… but pretty close. I was at some friends’ house the other night, and for some reason they had this. It’s Bud Chelada, a mix of Budweiser and Clamato. What’s Clamato? It’s a mix of tomato juice and clam juice.
To be fair, I don’t really like tomato juice — V8, for instance — in the first place. Clam juice, while admittedly good, is most delicious in pastas or soups — at least not by itself. And I couldn’t really taste the beer.
But after a sip, I could see why some people might like it. I didn’t, but I get it. Apparently it’s a thing in the Southwest and Mexico.
Through her Rickrolling post, Lisa led me to the Wikipedia page for Rickrolling. There, of course, is information about the now-famous Rickrolling at multiple Eastern Washington University basketball games. The perpetrator was some dude named Davin Perry.
Wait. Davin Perry?
No, couldn’t be. How could I not have noticed this?
Davin Perry. This guy, below, whom I interviewed on camera for my EWU Swoop tryouts video.
Holy f*%king crap.
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NYTimes.com
I have often pictured my dream home as a two-story penthouse on top of a 70-story skyscraper. Right above is, of course, my private helicopter. I’d also have a swimming pool on the roof.
But this potential home is the complete opposite. It’s a mile-long tunnel with adjacent rooms under the streets of London, part of a network built by the British government as bomb shelters during WWII. But the public never used the tunnels, and they became secret military headquarters during WWII and the Cold War.
From The New York Times:
The BT tunnels soon became a temporary base for troops before D-Day while another tunnel was turned into the European headquarters of Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower. In 1944, the tunnels became a base from which the Allies helped resistance movements in Nazi-occupied countries. Members of the secret service, in offices equipped with telephones and teleprinters hidden beneath the war-torn streets, helped coordinate as many as 10,000 men and women gathering support against the Nazi regime across Europe.
… In 1963, the hot line established between Moscow and Washington after the Cuban missile crisis ran through the London tunnels. The buzzing complex soon became known as “underground town,” with its own recreation room complete with dartboards and billiard tables, a movie theater and two dining halls.
If I lived there, I apparently would “enter through an inconspicuous iron door on Furnival Street, a quiet path behind busy Chancery Lane, close to the Royal Courts of Justice and not far from the River Thames. Apart from an old industrial crane attached to the facade of the windowless building, nothing hints at the vast underground labyrinth below it,” the NYT says.
Oh man. Can you imagine? It’d be like you were James Bond or Bruce Wayne.
Granted, there aren’t any windows, and the London Underground regularly rumbles by a few feet overhead. Apparently, the air is hot and stale. Oh, and the asking price is $7.4 million.
Worth it? Hell yes.
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